cokeflow: my sense of humor is almost as dry as my love life
Me at any inconvience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me
louis-has-the-sneezies: thebesthomestuck: louis-has-the-sneezies: internet-slang: BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE heck heckaroo frick frop nincompoop heckle deckle diddly darn pokémon zoowe mama do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by obama what the heckaroo is wrong with you diddly darn frick frop im telling obama oh zoowe mama im...
toiletbowling: i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you im really a very sad person
gymleaderfrank: Just a reminder that making fun of people isn’t humor.
tvvink: “how can you be friends with them you’ve never even met them”
horcruxs: it may seem like i’m always online and that’s because i am
ostracizedpoodle: wanna make your girl feel special? sacrifice her
bekn: in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
vickisaurusrex: cute names for ur newborn child yeehaw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hte Spaghetti lil shit swiggity swoner i have a boner genocide
☝ - How tall are you?
✔ - Sexual Orientation
♨ - Do you Smoke?
☟ - Do you Drink?
♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
✖ - Age you get mistaken for
☆ - Have Tattoos?
★ - Want any tattoos?
☯ - Got any Piercings?
✌ - Want any piercings?
♧ - Best friend?
♥ - Do you like anyone?
♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?
♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?
☹ - Biggest pet peeve?
✍ - Story from your childhood.
☄ - I wish…
® - Favorite foods?
☀ - Story about your day.
♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
♔ - Top 5 favorite movies?
☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
✏ - Random fact about yourself.
dirks: dirks: dirks: I’m gonna cover my entire head with lotion that was a bad idea
internetmessiah: FYI: NEVER tell a girl, “Hey sweetie, how about a smile?” For all you know, her mouth is filled with bees.
what are the top five Things you associate with me
inbox: moo bitch get out the hay
bynesexual: when ur friends make inside jokes that ur not in on
orelpuppington: IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS
This is irritating.
♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you * = just delete your tumblr already æ = Post a picture of yourself $ = You’re awesome # = I love your blog @ = You’re beautiful + = i hate you. % = You’re ugly <3 = I want to fuck you & = I wish we were close ~ = I wish we were friends in real life ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go...
unironicgoth: HE TALKED TO ME
harryedward: i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
[[MORE]]When I can’t send ask because I already sent to many.
increasedappetite: You all are so nice to me and I just really appreciate every single one of you
croutoncat: ♥ urinal my thoughts ♥
Put 'wow' in my ask box and I'll reply with
You are my:  Acquaintance  Friend  Stranger  Boyfriend/Girlfriend  Love Interest  Best Friend  Enemy  Nemesis  Other I think you’re:  Ugly  Ok  Pretty  Beautiful  Gorgeous  Sexy  Hot We should:  Fight  Fuck  Kiss  Make love  Text  Watch films I:  Like You  Hate You  Love You  Think you’re … I secretly:  Hate You...
urbancatfitters: i’m such a shitty friend and i act like i’ll be a good friend and i’m like oh i’m here for you but then i’m tired all the time and i don’t text back and i might not even say hi to you if i see you because i don’t like socially interacting and everyone annoys me and i’m so sorry
saddeer: if you have a crush on me please let me know immediately
[[MORE]]All the words that I seem to only say What? ugh crap <—( I should stop saying this one if not all) *sigh* huh?